Suri’s Burn Book. This blog was introduced to me last Friday in the link love post of my blogger friend Victoria of vmac+cheese. If you are a shameless lover of celebrities, pop-culture icons and their children this blog will not disappoint you. I read every single one of the blog’s posts on Friday. I was lol-ing all over the place. To sum it up as eloquently as possible, the author describes the blog as: “A study in Suri and the celebrities who disappoint her.” The content is hysterical. Hysterical and mildly offensive. Just for kicks (it’s Monday you know) I’m pasting a few of my favorite quips from SBB:
I am concerned that if Haven Warren (Jessica Alba’s new baby) and Penelope Athena Richmond (Tina Fey’s) ever become friends, there will be trouble. Born only three days apart and with names like these, I’m worried they could end up starting a Renaissance fair or a candle store or a witch coven.
On Thursday, I put paste all over my hands just so I could peel it off when it dried.
I would believe it if I heard that Mr. and Mrs. Smith are only staying together because Willow is just way too much work for one person. I love her like a sister, but most of the time, I just hate her so much.
Well, look who it is: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt behaving like a raving lunatic aboard the London Eye while sister Zahara pats her leg and says, “Maybe you should get down and close your mouth now. You’re embarrassing the bejesus out out me.”
Last but not least, the quote that’s part of the blog’s header pretty much kills me: “Just because you don’t have a Ferragamo handbag doesn’t mean you can behave like a child. (I’m looking at you Shiloh.)” Here’s the thing, you have to picture each post as if the real 5-year-old Suri Cruise is writing/saying it or else the magic just doesn’t work. But I mean, the child drinks Starbucks in fur, wears heels, and swings Hermes bags with abandon – it’s hard not to wonder what she thinks of her “peers” and her parents…
(Images via Google, All quotes via Suri’s Burn Book)